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| 1 | Nerdmaster | 9512 | 66866 | 7.0 | 37.7 | yesterday | "Towelie: uptime" | ![]() |
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| 2 | Doc | 5713 | 35338 | 6.2 | 34.8 | today | "therefore, perl has no type system" | ||
| 3 | erikh | 4788 | 35729 | 7.5 | 39.7 | yesterday | "hoodoo: hihi" | ![]() |
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| 4 | bobcrotch | 3242 | 18114 | 5.6 | 29.7 | yesterday | "time to catch a flight" | ||
| 5 | emag | 2964 | 31074 | 10.5 | 59.9 | yesterday | "don't worry, we'll still laugh..." | ![]() |
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| 6 | furrbag | 2710 | 30521 | 11.3 | 63.1 | today | "a web-dedicated admin that isn't shared." | ![]() |
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| 7 | sam | 2295 | 16900 | 7.4 | 40.6 | yesterday | "i think i can use that one" | ||
| 8 | dialmaster | 1366 | 11489 | 8.4 | 45.4 | today | "t know anyone)" | ||
| 9 | hoodoo | 1232 | 8159 | 6.6 | 36.9 | yesterday | "happy incredibly hot weekend to ye" | ![]() |
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| 10 | chardan | 1142 | 8592 | 7.5 | 47.5 | yesterday | "Nerdmaster: http://www.ece.cmu.edu/~koopman/forth/hopl.html" | ||
| 11 | gloin | 981 | 6416 | 6.5 | 36.3 | yesterday | "osx is next next" | ![]() |
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| 12 | Towelie | 847 | 8841 | 10.4 | 55.3 | yesterday | "I gots the munchies..." | ![]() |
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| 13 | Ryan | 366 | 2828 | 7.7 | 42.9 | 3 days ago | "Ok, just trying to understand." | ||
| 14 | CowBot | 302 | 926 | 3.1 | 18.2 | yesterday | "Moooooooooooooooo!!" | ![]() |
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| 15 | Dybbuk | 170 | 1559 | 9.2 | 50.9 | 12 days ago | "Doc: We can make a fight though." | ![]() |
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| 16 | cousin_it | 168 | 1277 | 7.6 | 39.9 | today | "Nerdmaster: I already did." | ||
| 17 | BloatedYak | 112 | 668 | 6.0 | 32.2 | yesterday | "Wonder how long it's been since THAT was updated???" | ||
| 18 | CatBot | 107 | 458 | 4.3 | 26.7 | today | "MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW!!!" | ||
| 19 | PopeKetric | 102 | 686 | 6.7 | 36.9 | yesterday | "Nerdmaster: That's kinda what I was talking about. Setting up our" | ||
| 20 | dooder | 92 | 422 | 4.6 | 21.7 | 3 days ago | "The only M$ type thing is share point" | ||
| 21 | steveO | 67 | 511 | 7.6 | 44.0 | 12 days ago | ";; AUTHORITY SECTION:" | ||
| 22 | moath | 64 | 342 | 5.3 | 29.7 | 5 days ago | "the sound will PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE" | ![]() |
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| 23 | knohr | 63 | 487 | 7.7 | 43.4 | yesterday | "it's awesome imo" | ||
| 24 | Jake | 18 | 131 | 7.3 | 34.2 | 37 days ago | "oh please...CSA..err or is it GSA or whatever" | ||
| 25 | Alex | 15 | 55 | 3.7 | 18.3 | 33 days ago | "Way to give me an inferiority complex." | ||
| 26 | razberry | 14 | 86 | 6.1 | 33.1 | 34 days ago | "Doc: I'm doing swell!" | ||
| 27 | LoggerBot | 7 | 43 | 6.1 | 23.1 | yesterday | "23 hour(s), 57 minute(s), 37 second(s)" | ||
| 28 | DoctorKill | 7 | 26 | 3.7 | 20.7 | 56 days ago | "but way better than using macirssi" | ||
| 29 | ThunderBot | 7 | 39 | 5.6 | 34.3 | 40 days ago | "We should all contemplate the wonders of Turkish Thunder!" | ||
| 30 | dalekCaan | 2 | 6 | 3.0 | 16.5 | 29 days ago | "the darkness is coming!" |
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| Is dialmaster stupid or just asking too many questions? 17.6% lines contained a question!
Ryan didn't know that much either. 16.7% of his lines were questions. |
| The loudest one was chardan, who yelled 27.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was BloatedYak, who shouted 25.0% of the time! |
| It seems that CowBot's shift-key is hanging: 5.3% of the time she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <CowBot> MOO! CatBot just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.7% of the time. |
| CatBot is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 15 times. For example, like this: * CatBot attacks CatBot. CowBot can't control her aggressions, either. She picked on others 5 times. |
| Poor Doc, nobody likes him. He was attacked 3 times. For example, like this: * CowBot beats KidLazarus macfurr. seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times. |
| Ryan brings happiness to the world. 8.7% lines contained smiling faces. :)
PopeKetric isn't a sad person either, smiling 4.9% of the time. |
| PopeKetric seems to be sad at the moment: 1.0% lines contained sad faces. :(
hoodoo is also a sad person, crying 0.5% of the time. |
| furrbag wrote the longest lines, averaging 63.1 letters per line. #nogoodshits average was 41.3 letters per line. |
| CowBot wrote the shortest lines, averaging 18.2 characters per line. CatBot was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.7 characters. |
| Nerdmaster spoke a total of 66866 words!
Nerdmaster's faithful follower, erikh, didn't speak so much: 35729 words. |
| chelsea wrote an average of 13.00 words per line.
Channel average was 7.50 words per line. |
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| Nick | Names Used | |
| 1 | Doc (22 names) | Dee-Waffles, TheDoc, Doc_, DialSoup, tee-waffles, Percy, Jimmy, Docogenes, Scarecrow, Doc, ... |
| 2 | dialmaster (17 names) | dial_man, DialMaster_, dial_man2, DialBoob, ToolSubordina, dialman_, emag, DialMan3, DialMan3_, SimplyDial, ... |
| 3 | furrbag (14 names) | [1]furrbagg, macfurr, fuckaduck, furrbag, furrbagg, [1]CatCall, fuckbagg, [2]furrbagg, WinBagg, whiskerz, ... |
| 4 | erikh (11 names) | dotproject, shitonashingle, fuckboat, donkeypunch, pooponastick, chemadefidelhis, poopstick, erikh, wesley, twatwaffles, ... |
| 5 | Ryan (9 names) | ryan_hm, ryan__, ryan_, RyanM, rpminihan, Ryan, Administrator, jamesearlray, RyanWK |
| 6 | Nerdmaster (8 names) | StupidNerd, NerdAtHome, thatcher, Foobar, EpicNerd, emag, Nerd2, Nerdmaster |
| 7 | bobcrotch (7 names) | sk8erh0ttie42, EricBbb, bobcrotch, MAN-CLOWN, MerdNaster, fucking_guy, brokencrotch |
| 8 | emag (6 names) | emag3, emag2, emag, Nurple, DialSoap, Nerdmaster |
| 9 | cousin_it (5 names) | uncle_freak, uncle_fungus, uncle_meat_, uncle_freak_, uncle_meat |
| 10 | Towelie (4 names) | T-meisterbot, Towelie, TowelieBot, TowelieBot_ |
| 11 | chardan (3 names) | ElephantBot, chardan, chardan_ |
| 12 | dooder (3 names) | dooder, nate_, nate |
| 13 | knohr (3 names) | DanielPlainview, VashtaNerada, knohr |
| 14 | sam (3 names) | sam_, sam2, sam |
| 15 | gloin (2 names) | gloin, gloin_ |
| 16 | BloatedYak (2 names) | bloatedyak, Doc |
| 17 | Dybbuk (2 names) | Dybbuk_, Dybbuk |
| 18 | CowBot (2 names) | Cow0Bot, CowBot |
| 19 | PopeKetric (2 names) | Malaclypse, PopeKetric |
| 20 | lvh (2 names) | lvh_, lvh |
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| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | that | 4205 | dialmaster |
| 2 | have | 1685 | erikh |
| 3 | like | 1602 | emag |
| 4 | just | 1572 | erikh |
| 5 | with | 1567 | Doc |
| 6 | your | 1107 | Nerdmaster |
| 7 | this | 1091 | erikh |
| 8 | what | 1000 | Doc |
| 9 | about | 1000 | Nerdmaster |
| 10 | yeah | 847 | Nerdmaster |
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| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | Nerdmaster | 1295 | Doc |
| 2 | Doc | 811 | emag |
| 3 | Towelie | 491 | Towelie |
| 4 | emag | 472 | erikh |
| 5 | bobcrotch | 421 | Nerdmaster |
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| Nick | Karma | Good karma by | Bad karma by | |
| 1 | botwars | 1 | gloin | |
| 2 | $_++;$_++;($_,$\,$,)=($~.$"."$;$/$%[$?]$_$\$,$:$%[$?]",$"&$~,$#,);$, | 1 | erikh |
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| Towelie wasn't very popular, getting kicked 16 times! For example, like this: *** TowelieBot_ was kicked by bobcrotch Nerdmaster seemed to be hated too: 12 kicks were received. |
| Nerdmaster is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 31 people!
Nerdmaster's faithful follower, dialmaster, kicked about 9 people. |
| Doc donated 287 ops in the channel...
ChanServ was also very polite: 151 ops from him/her. |
| Nerdmaster is the channel sheriff with 13 deops.
Doc deoped 5 users. |
| dialmaster donated 3 halfops in the channel...
emag was also very polite: 1 halfops from him. |
| Nerdmaster is the channel sheriff with 2 dehalfops.
ChanServ dehalfoped 1 users. |
| Nerdmaster donated 4 voices in the channel...
knohr was also very polite: 2 voices from him. |
| Nerdmaster likes taking voice from people, 5 devoices.
emag was close to the same, devoiced 1 users. |
| Towelie always lets us know what he/she's doing: 323 actions! For example, like this: * Towelie tokes up Also, Doc tells us what's up with 264 actions. |
| Nerdmaster talks to himself a lot. He wrote over 5 lines in a row 161 times!
Another lonely one was erikh, who managed to hit 108 times. |
| dialmaster couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 170 joins during this reporting period! |
| BloatedYak has quite a potty mouth. 2.1% words were foul language. For example, like this: <bloatedyak> Shitty roach coach food. dooder also makes sailors blush, 1.9% of the time. |
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| It's good to know he's out there... The dude - takin 'er easy and watchin' the world burn. | 3 days ago at 10:58 by Doc |
| It's good to know he's out there... The dude - takin 'er easy. | 3 days ago at 03:11 by sam |
| This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand | 3 days ago at 02:53 by sam |
| FOR TESA | 3 days ago at 02:29 by gloin |
| SLaughter is the best medicine. | 3 days ago at 01:27 by Doc |
| Greetings, programs. | Doc needs to grow a beard, and so do I | <@Nerdmaster> Fact: all black people are bad. Also, you can't take the sky from me. | 4 days ago at 01:47 by gloin |
| Doc needs to grow a beard | <@Nerdmaster> Fact: all black people are bad. Also, you can't take the sky from me. | 5 days ago at 12:34 by dialmaster |
| 10:18:42 <@Nerdmaster> Fact: all black people are bad. Also, you can't take the sky from me. | 6 days ago at 13:56 by Doc |
| 10:18:42 <@Nerdmaster> Fact: all black people are bad. | 6 days ago at 13:19 by bobcrotch |
| Thicker than a snickers | This dude writes some very interesting stuff! http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/ | 7 days ago at 15:14 by bobcrotch |
| This dude writes some very interesting stuff! http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/ | 7 days ago at 10:52 by Doc |
| "this payroll software is massively cunty" -- bobcrotch | 8 days ago at 15:25 by Doc |
| We listen to you , we adjust ourselves | 9 days ago at 13:18 by gloin |
| What's the matter, Rose? Don't you like my Tardis? | 9 days ago at 00:17 by Doc |
| What's the matter, hoodoo? Don't you like my cane? | All of the wonders of the sea / will be served up hot to me | Chrome monogamy has led to reduced rates of venereal disease. | 13 days ago at 21:35 by hoodoo |
| What's the matter, hoodoo? Don't you like my cane? | All of the wonders of the sea / will be served up hot to me | 13 days ago at 13:16 by chardan |
| What's the matter, hoodoo? Don't you like my cane? | 13 days ago at 00:33 by Doc |
| So I uninstalled grub and installed lilo, after which things were trivially easy because lilo was not written by morons. | 14 days ago at 10:17 by Doc |
| The Matrix Crawler has you. | 15 days ago at 22:58 by Doc |
| Dial, chanserv is now configured for you | Nerdmaster was an ass out of ignorance, and extends his *public* apologies to Dial | 16 days ago at 20:25 by Nerdmaster |
| Dial, chanserv is now configured for you | 16 days ago at 20:19 by Doc |
| As a man in an orange Bandicoot suit once said, "Booya, Grandma! Booya!" | 18 days ago at 21:36 by Doc |
| Marfa made a merkin | 18 days ago at 20:19 by Doc |
| yes, blb went down. hard. no fucking clue why | 19 days ago at 18:55 by emag |
| "i don't kill hookers for the funny, i kill them for the familiar" --emag | For a good time, call knohr at binary binary binary binary binary binary | 19 days ago at 13:52 by Nerdmaster |
| For a good time, call knohr at binary binary binary binary binary binary | 19 days ago at 10:21 by Doc |
| "I don't want to get blown up." -- Nerdmaster | <hoodoo> the square root of negative bullshit | 20 days ago at 18:41 by chardan |
| "I don't want to get blown up." -- Nerdmaster | 20 days ago at 18:20 by Doc |
| I BLAME KENTUCKY FOR LORD BRITISH'S SPACE STATION FLIGHT | 21 days ago at 10:07 by Doc |
| I BLAME KENTUCKY | 22 days ago at 19:09 by chardan |
| On the web it's always Jerk City | 24 days ago at 20:42 by Doc |
| Mac Banged Dennis' Mom! | 25 days ago at 15:36 by Doc |
| Aika loves her "Delta Shield"! | 26 days ago at 20:50 by Doc |
| bobcrotch: Nerdmaster, I got you, babe. | 26 days ago at 13:01 by Doc |
| I never statuary-raped anyone before. | BOLDER STARTS NOW | 26 days ago at 11:10 by sam |
| I never statuatory-raped anyone before. | THE DECISION TO DECIDE. Data Base! | 26 days ago at 08:38 by Doc |
| I like mustard. But only when it's really damn good. | 26 days ago at 01:59 by gloin |
| THE DECISION TO DECIDE. Data Base! | 27 days ago at 22:51 by hoodoo |
| THE DECISION TO DECIDE. DATABASE! | 27 days ago at 22:50 by hoodoo |
| What is the syntax, Kenneth? | Nerdmaster is a terrorist... of *love*. | 27 days ago at 20:36 by Nerdmaster |
| What is the syntax, Kenneth? | Nerdmaster is a terrorist. | 28 days ago at 18:11 by dialmaster |
| What is the syntax, Kenneth? | 29 days ago at 21:43 by Doc |
| "You can get really fucked up at Applebees for cheap. You can't do that shit at Dunkin' Donuts!" -- Bourdain | 29 days ago at 14:50 by chardan |
| "You can get really fucked up at Applebees for cheap. You can't do that shit at dunkin donuts!" -- Bourdain | 29 days ago at 14:48 by chardan |
| Like a dog chasing cars | 29 days ago at 00:02 by Doc |
| That game was "Orbox B" | Work from home! Make CEO income! Don't believe it? Don't call! 867-5309 | 30 days ago at 12:18 by emag |
| That game was "Orbox B" | Work from home! Make CEO income! Don't believe it? Don't call! | 31 days ago at 10:30 by Doc |
| Introduce a Little Anarchy | Work from home! Make CEO income! Don't believe it? Don't call! | 32 days ago at 21:14 by Doc |
| Work from home! Make CEO income! Don't believe it? Don't call! | 34 days ago at 00:49 by sam |
| I got my #| | 35 days ago at 17:29 by bobcrotch |
| The KKK took my hoodoo away. | 36 days ago at 19:03 by bobcrotch |
| When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place. | 38 days ago at 02:08 by Doc |
| jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang this | Don't support state-sponsored gold farming! | 40 days ago at 12:53 by Doc |
| Don't support state-sponsored gold farming! | Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean emag shouldn't loathe you. | 41 days ago at 17:48 by Nerdmaster |
| Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean emag shouldn't loathe you. | 42 days ago at 10:52 by Doc |
| Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean emag is wrong to hate you. | 42 days ago at 10:49 by Doc |
| Everybody knows, where "The Monk" is, it's Mardis Gras. | 43 days ago at 23:04 by Doc |
| http://namingschemes.com/Bodily_Fluids | http://namingschemes.com/Gilmore_Girls_Characters | CORNME | 43 days ago at 04:54 by furrbag |
| http://namingschemes.com/Bodily_Fluids | http://namingschemes.com/Gilmore_Girls_Characters | 44 days ago at 21:58 by Doc |
| Dearly Devoted Davros | http://namingschemes.com/Gilmore_Girls_Characters | 44 days ago at 21:18 by Doc |
| http://namingschemes.com/Gilmore_Girls_Characters | 44 days ago at 16:32 by bobcrotch |
| Back to Bad Wolf Bay | Ordinary Yale lock but nothing fits. | 45 days ago at 20:12 by Doc |
| Ordinary Yale lock, but nothing fits. | 45 days ago at 02:01 by Doc |
| Oleg rich! | Olaf: Metal. | 47 days ago at 02:12 by Doc |
| Olaf: Metal. | 47 days ago at 01:38 by bobcrotch |
| Rashy Penis Machines! | 49 days ago at 18:37 by bobcrotch |
| Rash Penis Machines! | 49 days ago at 18:37 by bobcrotch |
| WHERE'S MY FUCKING BREAKFAST BURRITO | 49 days ago at 08:49 by Doc |
| WHERES MY FUCKING BREAKFAST BURRITO | 49 days ago at 08:49 by bobcrotch |
| The Doctor Forever | THANK GOD FOR ALL DEAD SWEDES!!! -- Fred Phelps (attr.) | "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas" | 51 days ago at 21:56 by Doc |
| THANK GOD FOR ALL DEAD SWEDES!!! -- Fred Phelps (attr.) | "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas" | 51 days ago at 18:59 by chardan |
| THANK GOD FOR ALL DEAD SWEDES!!! -- Fred Phelps (attr.) | 51 days ago at 13:32 by chardan |
| THANK GOD FOR ALL DEAD SWEDES!!! -- Fred Phelps | 51 days ago at 13:32 by chardan |
| Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days where the wind stands fair and The Doctor comes to call, everybody lives. | 51 days ago at 01:16 by Doc |
| sudo pkg_add -r sudo | 51 days ago at 00:03 by Doc |
| A new Popeling is on the way! | DEVOLUTION FOR EVER | 53 days ago at 01:29 by sam |
| A new Popeling is on the way! | C++ has no owner or "sugar daddy" to supply development muscle, "free" libraries, and marketing." -- Bjarne Stroustrup | 54 days ago at 12:33 by dialmaster |
| A new PopeKetric is on the way! | C++ has no owner or "sugar daddy" to supply development muscle, "free" libraries, and marketing." -- Bjarne Stroustrup | 54 days ago at 12:29 by dialmaster |
| "C++ has no owner or "sugar daddy" to supply development muscle, "free" libraries, and marketing." -- Bjarne Stroustrup | Nerdmaster may be dead, but he's still pretty INMO. | 56 days ago at 17:01 by Nerdmaster |
| "C++ has no owner or "sugar daddy" to supply development muscle, "free" libraries, and marketing." -- Bjarne Stroustrup | 56 days ago at 16:43 by chardan |
| Nerdmaster may be dead, but he's still pretty INMO. | 56 days ago at 16:19 by Nerdmaster |
| Nerdmaster may be dead, but he's still pretty. | 57 days ago at 22:28 by Doc |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits | Auxiliary words: Fart, Turd, Twat | Gee, he was just here a minute ago. | 57 days ago at 20:01 by Doc |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits || auxillary words: Fart, Turd, Twat | Gee, he was just here a minute ago. | 57 days ago at 03:16 by furrbag |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits || auxillary words: Fart, Turd, Twat | 58 days ago at 17:32 by emag |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits | 58 days ago at 01:42 by gloin |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008 | 58 days ago at 01:40 by gloin |
| And you, daughter of London, there is something on your back. | 59 days ago at 12:12 by Doc |
| The topic was set 89 times. | |