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| 1 | Nerdmaster | 16174 | 115000 | 7.1 | 38.2 | yesterday | "Prints out the bit about "just another perl hacker"" | ![]() |
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| 2 | Doc | 10391 | 64637 | 6.2 | 35.0 | today | "i can't condone the spreading of baseless superstitions." | ||
| 3 | bobcrotch | 6871 | 38161 | 5.6 | 29.4 | yesterday | "they do nothing" | ||
| 4 | erikh | 5765 | 42448 | 7.4 | 39.3 | yesterday | "for (split(/\s+/,<<"EOF")) { printf "%c",$_; }" | ![]() |
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| 5 | emag | 5253 | 56870 | 10.8 | 61.9 | yesterday | "Doc: no you're not?" | ![]() |
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| 6 | furrbag | 4680 | 56408 | 12.1 | 67.1 | today | "hmm what does that EOF vec script do?" | ![]() |
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| 7 | sam | 4520 | 32195 | 7.1 | 38.8 | yesterday | "like you :)" | ||
| 8 | dialmaster | 2913 | 28420 | 9.8 | 52.3 | today | "No prob KidLazarus." | ||
| 9 | chardan | 2020 | 15445 | 7.6 | 47.6 | yesterday | "http://www.zoitz.com/archives/13" | ||
| 10 | gloin | 1643 | 10616 | 6.5 | 35.6 | yesterday | "thinking of*" | ![]() |
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| 11 | Towelie | 1389 | 16214 | 11.7 | 62.6 | today | "Doc: No, *you're* a towel." | ![]() |
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| 12 | hoodoo | 1343 | 8737 | 6.5 | 36.2 | yesterday | "strict but fair, kupo." | ![]() |
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| 13 | cousin_it | 856 | 7946 | 9.3 | 50.5 | today | "we had a spectacular breakup, and she would just laugh at me." | ||
| 14 | Dybbuk | 813 | 6849 | 8.4 | 47.7 | 12 days ago | "Adios, y'all. I'm gone for a week!" | ![]() |
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| 15 | Ryan | 720 | 5943 | 8.3 | 45.5 | 3 days ago | "I can't really think of a failure that would cause this." | ||
| 16 | CowBot | 688 | 2120 | 3.1 | 18.2 | yesterday | "Moo Moo Moo, Moo Moo." | ![]() |
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| 17 | dooder | 333 | 1680 | 5.0 | 24.6 | 3 days ago | "I could give you unlimited hit points" | ||
| 18 | BloatedYak | 328 | 1971 | 6.0 | 32.7 | yesterday | ""push you"???" | ||
| 19 | razberry | 324 | 1918 | 5.9 | 32.4 | 34 days ago | "emag: "Superior beam penetration."" | ||
| 20 | CatBot | 304 | 1331 | 4.4 | 26.7 | today | "MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW!!!" | ||
| 21 | PopeKetric | 299 | 1905 | 6.4 | 35.4 | yesterday | "By itself I mean." | ||
| 22 | steveO | 163 | 1286 | 7.9 | 42.3 | 12 days ago | ";; WHEN: Tue Jul 29 16:51:22 2008" | ||
| 23 | knohr | 117 | 949 | 8.1 | 46.0 | yesterday | "There's no place i can be, since i found serenity." | ||
| 24 | moath | 89 | 495 | 5.6 | 30.5 | 5 days ago | "they have my consulting rates :P" | ![]() |
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| 25 | Alex | 81 | 429 | 5.3 | 30.3 | 33 days ago | "Yah. I work in infrastructure, so I can sympathise" | ||
| 26 | tdog | 53 | 852 | 16.1 | 87.1 | 112 days ago | "What? How can you possibly mention the 'p' word when theres a tas" | ||
| 27 | philsnk | 50 | 306 | 6.1 | 31.6 | 92 days ago | "Sir Crotch? Crotchmaster? Lord of Crotch?" | ||
| 28 | ThunderBot | 23 | 168 | 7.3 | 45.8 | 40 days ago | "What the heck Doc!" | ||
| 29 | Jake | 18 | 131 | 7.3 | 34.2 | 37 days ago | "that be me =)" | ||
| 30 | OpMonkey | 11 | 82 | 7.5 | 42.2 | 108 days ago | "Stabs Roderigo. Jes hang loose, brotha'." |
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| Is dialmaster stupid or just asking too many questions? 18.1% lines contained a question!
Ryan didn't know that much either. 17.9% of his lines were questions. |
| The loudest one was chardan, who yelled 32.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was Towelie, who shouted 23.2% of the time! |
| It seems that CowBot's shift-key is hanging: 4.7% of the time she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <CowBot> MOO! Doc just forgot to deactivate his Caps-Lock. He wrote UPPERCASE 3.5% of the time. |
| CatBot is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 29 times. For example, like this: * CatBot attacks Doc. CowBot can't control her aggressions, either. She picked on others 11 times. |
| Poor Nerdmaster, nobody likes him. He was attacked 8 times. For example, like this: * bobcrotch slaps Nerdmaster Doc seems to be unliked too. He got beaten 7 times. |
| PopeKetric brings happiness to the world. 8.7% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Ryan isn't a sad person either, smiling 7.6% of the time. |
| steveO seems to be sad at the moment: 1.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
PopeKetric is also a sad person, crying 1.3% of the time. |
| furrbag wrote the longest lines, averaging 67.1 letters per line. #nogoodshits average was 42.0 letters per line. |
| CowBot wrote the shortest lines, averaging 18.2 characters per line. dooder was tight-lipped, too, averaging 24.6 characters. |
| Nerdmaster spoke a total of 115000 words!
Nerdmaster's faithful follower, Doc, didn't speak so much: 64637 words. |
| tdog wrote an average of 16.08 words per line.
Channel average was 7.64 words per line. |
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| Nick | Names Used | |
| 1 | Doc (56 names) | Dee-Waffles, TheDoc, DialSoup, steveO, unkle_tubesteak, uncle_bubesteak, razberry, Docogenes, Scarecrow, uncle_besteak, ... |
| 2 | dialmaster (34 names) | GodIsLurve, GizmoDuck, Dial-Apatheti, AGGRESSIVE, ToolSubordina, DialMan3_, Upgrayedd, dialmaster, dial_vegan, dial_man, ... |
| 3 | furrbag (22 names) | Bluecat, [1]furrbagg, macfurr, fuckaduck, adubry, furrbag, [2]furrbagg, WinBagg, whiskerz, BlackCat, ... |
| 4 | Nerdmaster (15 names) | Lucille, StupidNerd, Five, NerdAtHome, TheHand, GeneralPrinci, thatcher, Foobar, EpicNerd, emag, ... |
| 5 | emag (15 names) | n23456789012, emag3, Nurple, DialSoap, emag_nc, emag_tel, n2345678901234, emag_xmpp, emag, emag2, ... |
| 6 | bobcrotch (12 names) | sk8erh0ttie42, bobcrotc1, dr_rockso, bobcrotchless, EricBbb, bobcrotch, bobK-rotch, MAN-CLOWN, MerdNaster, Doc, ... |
| 7 | erikh (11 names) | dotproject, shitonashingle, fuckboat, donkeypunch, pooponastick, chemadefidelhis, poopstick, erikh, wesley, twatwaffles, ... |
| 8 | Ryan (10 names) | ryan_hm, ryan__, RyanM, ryan_, RyanWrk, rpminihan, Ryan, Administrator, jamesearlray, RyanWK |
| 9 | cousin_it (9 names) | uncle_yourmom, uncle_zuul, uncle_meat_, cousin_it, uncle_meat, uncle_freak, uncle_fungus, Doc, uncle_freak_ |
| 10 | razberry (6 names) | razberry360, razberry, razberry_, Doc, razberry180, razberry636 |
| 11 | sam (6 names) | sam_, ^_^, sam2, chelsea, sam, sam__ |
| 12 | gloin (5 names) | gloin, gloin_, [NK]KimJong, uncle_meet, [NK]KimJong`a |
| 13 | chardan (5 names) | ElephantBot, chardan, chardan_, jesse, _chardan |
| 14 | knohr (5 names) | DanielPlainview, VashtaNerada, knohr_lap, knohr, tyler__ |
| 15 | dooder (4 names) | dooder, nate_, nate, nated |
| 16 | BloatedYak (4 names) | bloatedyak_, bloatedyak__, bloatedyak, Doc |
| 17 | Towelie (4 names) | T-meisterbot, Towelie, TowelieBot, TowelieBot_ |
| 18 | hoodoo (3 names) | hoowin, old_gregg, hoodoo |
| 19 | Dybbuk (3 names) | Dybbuk_, macBBuk, Dybbuk |
| 20 | steveO (3 names) | Doc, steveO, uncle_tubeste |
| 21 | philsnk (2 names) | philsnk, philsnk_ |
| 22 | chelsea (2 names) | sam, chelsea |
| 23 | PopeKetric (2 names) | Malaclypse, PopeKetric |
| 24 | lvh (2 names) | lvh_, lvh |
| 25 | CockPuncher (2 names) | ChoirBoy, CockPuncher |
| 26 | CowBot (2 names) | Cow0Bot, CowBot |
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| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | that | 7339 | furrbag |
| 2 | have | 3158 | erikh |
| 3 | like | 2887 | emag |
| 4 | just | 2846 | erikh |
| 5 | with | 2838 | Doc |
| 6 | your | 1981 | Nerdmaster |
| 7 | this | 1961 | erikh |
| 8 | what | 1846 | Doc |
| 9 | about | 1765 | Nerdmaster |
| 10 | yeah | 1446 | Nerdmaster |
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| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | Nerdmaster | 2147 | Doc |
| 2 | Doc | 1472 | emag |
| 3 | Towelie | 1034 | Towelie |
| 4 | emag | 854 | erikh |
| 5 | bobcrotch | 844 | Nerdmaster |
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| Nick | Karma | Good karma by | Bad karma by | |
| 1 | botwars | 1 | gloin | |
| 2 | postgres | 1 | Alex | |
| 3 | $_++;$_++;($_,$\,$,)=($~.$"."$;$/$%[$?]$_$\$,$:$%[$?]",$"&$~,$#,);$, | 1 | erikh | |
| 4 | zardoz | 1 | Doc | |
| 2 | akamai | -1 | Alex | |
| 1 | aoc | -1 | Alex | |
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| dialmaster wasn't very popular, getting kicked 23 times! For example, like this: *** Baal was kicked by bloatedyak Towelie seemed to be hated too: 21 kicks were received. |
| Nerdmaster is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 44 people!
Nerdmaster's faithful follower, Doc, kicked about 17 people. |
| Doc donated 532 ops in the channel...
ChanServ was also very polite: 229 ops from him/her. |
| ChanServ is the channel sheriff with 17 deops.
Doc deoped 15 users. |
| dialmaster donated 3 halfops in the channel...
emag was also very polite: 1 halfops from him. |
| Nerdmaster is the channel sheriff with 2 dehalfops.
ChanServ dehalfoped 1 users. |
| emag donated 4 voices in the channel...
Nerdmaster was also very polite: 4 voices from him. |
| Nerdmaster likes taking voice from people, 5 devoices.
emag was close to the same, devoiced 4 users. |
| Doc always lets us know what he's doing: 498 actions! For example, like this: * KidLazarus clever. Also, Towelie tells us what's up with 416 actions. |
| Nerdmaster talks to himself a lot. He wrote over 5 lines in a row 264 times!
Another lonely one was erikh, who managed to hit 122 times. |
| dialmaster couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 260 joins during this reporting period! |
| dooder has quite a potty mouth. 1.6% words were foul language. For example, like this: <dooder> I say "Not so fast asshole" Alex also makes sailors blush, 1.6% of the time. |
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| It's good to know he's out there... The dude - takin 'er easy and watchin' the world burn. | 3 days ago at 10:58 by Doc |
| It's good to know he's out there... The dude - takin 'er easy. | 3 days ago at 03:11 by sam |
| This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand | 3 days ago at 02:53 by sam |
| FOR TESA | 3 days ago at 02:29 by gloin |
| SLaughter is the best medicine. | 3 days ago at 01:27 by Doc |
| Greetings, programs. | Doc needs to grow a beard, and so do I | <@Nerdmaster> Fact: all black people are bad. Also, you can't take the sky from me. | 4 days ago at 01:47 by gloin |
| Doc needs to grow a beard | <@Nerdmaster> Fact: all black people are bad. Also, you can't take the sky from me. | 5 days ago at 12:34 by dialmaster |
| 10:18:42 <@Nerdmaster> Fact: all black people are bad. Also, you can't take the sky from me. | 6 days ago at 13:56 by Doc |
| 10:18:42 <@Nerdmaster> Fact: all black people are bad. | 6 days ago at 13:19 by bobcrotch |
| Thicker than a snickers | This dude writes some very interesting stuff! http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/ | 7 days ago at 15:14 by bobcrotch |
| This dude writes some very interesting stuff! http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/ | 7 days ago at 10:52 by Doc |
| "this payroll software is massively cunty" -- bobcrotch | 8 days ago at 15:25 by Doc |
| We listen to you , we adjust ourselves | 9 days ago at 13:18 by gloin |
| What's the matter, Rose? Don't you like my Tardis? | 9 days ago at 00:17 by Doc |
| What's the matter, hoodoo? Don't you like my cane? | All of the wonders of the sea / will be served up hot to me | Chrome monogamy has led to reduced rates of venereal disease. | 13 days ago at 21:35 by hoodoo |
| What's the matter, hoodoo? Don't you like my cane? | All of the wonders of the sea / will be served up hot to me | 13 days ago at 13:16 by chardan |
| What's the matter, hoodoo? Don't you like my cane? | 13 days ago at 00:33 by Doc |
| So I uninstalled grub and installed lilo, after which things were trivially easy because lilo was not written by morons. | 14 days ago at 10:17 by Doc |
| The Matrix Crawler has you. | 15 days ago at 22:58 by Doc |
| Dial, chanserv is now configured for you | Nerdmaster was an ass out of ignorance, and extends his *public* apologies to Dial | 16 days ago at 20:25 by Nerdmaster |
| Dial, chanserv is now configured for you | 16 days ago at 20:19 by Doc |
| As a man in an orange Bandicoot suit once said, "Booya, Grandma! Booya!" | 18 days ago at 21:36 by Doc |
| Marfa made a merkin | 18 days ago at 20:19 by Doc |
| yes, blb went down. hard. no fucking clue why | 19 days ago at 18:55 by emag |
| "i don't kill hookers for the funny, i kill them for the familiar" --emag | For a good time, call knohr at binary binary binary binary binary binary | 19 days ago at 13:52 by Nerdmaster |
| For a good time, call knohr at binary binary binary binary binary binary | 19 days ago at 10:21 by Doc |
| "I don't want to get blown up." -- Nerdmaster | <hoodoo> the square root of negative bullshit | 20 days ago at 18:41 by chardan |
| "I don't want to get blown up." -- Nerdmaster | 20 days ago at 18:20 by Doc |
| I BLAME KENTUCKY FOR LORD BRITISH'S SPACE STATION FLIGHT | 21 days ago at 10:07 by Doc |
| I BLAME KENTUCKY | 22 days ago at 19:09 by chardan |
| On the web it's always Jerk City | 24 days ago at 20:42 by Doc |
| Mac Banged Dennis' Mom! | 25 days ago at 15:36 by Doc |
| Aika loves her "Delta Shield"! | 26 days ago at 20:50 by Doc |
| bobcrotch: Nerdmaster, I got you, babe. | 26 days ago at 13:01 by Doc |
| I never statuary-raped anyone before. | BOLDER STARTS NOW | 26 days ago at 11:10 by sam |
| I never statuatory-raped anyone before. | THE DECISION TO DECIDE. Data Base! | 26 days ago at 08:38 by Doc |
| I like mustard. But only when it's really damn good. | 26 days ago at 01:59 by gloin |
| THE DECISION TO DECIDE. Data Base! | 27 days ago at 22:51 by hoodoo |
| THE DECISION TO DECIDE. DATABASE! | 27 days ago at 22:50 by hoodoo |
| What is the syntax, Kenneth? | Nerdmaster is a terrorist... of *love*. | 27 days ago at 20:36 by Nerdmaster |
| What is the syntax, Kenneth? | Nerdmaster is a terrorist. | 28 days ago at 18:11 by dialmaster |
| What is the syntax, Kenneth? | 29 days ago at 21:43 by Doc |
| "You can get really fucked up at Applebees for cheap. You can't do that shit at Dunkin' Donuts!" -- Bourdain | 29 days ago at 14:50 by chardan |
| "You can get really fucked up at Applebees for cheap. You can't do that shit at dunkin donuts!" -- Bourdain | 29 days ago at 14:48 by chardan |
| Like a dog chasing cars | 29 days ago at 00:02 by Doc |
| That game was "Orbox B" | Work from home! Make CEO income! Don't believe it? Don't call! 867-5309 | 30 days ago at 12:18 by emag |
| That game was "Orbox B" | Work from home! Make CEO income! Don't believe it? Don't call! | 31 days ago at 10:30 by Doc |
| Introduce a Little Anarchy | Work from home! Make CEO income! Don't believe it? Don't call! | 32 days ago at 21:14 by Doc |
| Work from home! Make CEO income! Don't believe it? Don't call! | 34 days ago at 00:49 by sam |
| I got my #| | 35 days ago at 17:29 by bobcrotch |
| The KKK took my hoodoo away. | 36 days ago at 19:03 by bobcrotch |
| When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place. | 38 days ago at 02:08 by Doc |
| jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang this | Don't support state-sponsored gold farming! | 40 days ago at 12:53 by Doc |
| Don't support state-sponsored gold farming! | Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean emag shouldn't loathe you. | 41 days ago at 17:48 by Nerdmaster |
| Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean emag shouldn't loathe you. | 42 days ago at 10:52 by Doc |
| Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean emag is wrong to hate you. | 42 days ago at 10:49 by Doc |
| Everybody knows, where "The Monk" is, it's Mardis Gras. | 43 days ago at 23:04 by Doc |
| http://namingschemes.com/Bodily_Fluids | http://namingschemes.com/Gilmore_Girls_Characters | CORNME | 43 days ago at 04:54 by furrbag |
| http://namingschemes.com/Bodily_Fluids | http://namingschemes.com/Gilmore_Girls_Characters | 44 days ago at 21:58 by Doc |
| Dearly Devoted Davros | http://namingschemes.com/Gilmore_Girls_Characters | 44 days ago at 21:18 by Doc |
| http://namingschemes.com/Gilmore_Girls_Characters | 44 days ago at 16:32 by bobcrotch |
| Back to Bad Wolf Bay | Ordinary Yale lock but nothing fits. | 45 days ago at 20:12 by Doc |
| Ordinary Yale lock, but nothing fits. | 45 days ago at 02:01 by Doc |
| Oleg rich! | Olaf: Metal. | 47 days ago at 02:12 by Doc |
| Olaf: Metal. | 47 days ago at 01:38 by bobcrotch |
| Rashy Penis Machines! | 49 days ago at 18:37 by bobcrotch |
| Rash Penis Machines! | 49 days ago at 18:37 by bobcrotch |
| WHERE'S MY FUCKING BREAKFAST BURRITO | 49 days ago at 08:49 by Doc |
| WHERES MY FUCKING BREAKFAST BURRITO | 49 days ago at 08:49 by bobcrotch |
| The Doctor Forever | THANK GOD FOR ALL DEAD SWEDES!!! -- Fred Phelps (attr.) | "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas" | 51 days ago at 21:56 by Doc |
| THANK GOD FOR ALL DEAD SWEDES!!! -- Fred Phelps (attr.) | "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas" | 51 days ago at 18:59 by chardan |
| THANK GOD FOR ALL DEAD SWEDES!!! -- Fred Phelps (attr.) | 51 days ago at 13:32 by chardan |
| THANK GOD FOR ALL DEAD SWEDES!!! -- Fred Phelps | 51 days ago at 13:32 by chardan |
| Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days where the wind stands fair and The Doctor comes to call, everybody lives. | 51 days ago at 01:16 by Doc |
| sudo pkg_add -r sudo | 51 days ago at 00:03 by Doc |
| A new Popeling is on the way! | DEVOLUTION FOR EVER | 53 days ago at 01:29 by sam |
| A new Popeling is on the way! | C++ has no owner or "sugar daddy" to supply development muscle, "free" libraries, and marketing." -- Bjarne Stroustrup | 54 days ago at 12:33 by dialmaster |
| A new PopeKetric is on the way! | C++ has no owner or "sugar daddy" to supply development muscle, "free" libraries, and marketing." -- Bjarne Stroustrup | 54 days ago at 12:29 by dialmaster |
| "C++ has no owner or "sugar daddy" to supply development muscle, "free" libraries, and marketing." -- Bjarne Stroustrup | Nerdmaster may be dead, but he's still pretty INMO. | 56 days ago at 17:01 by Nerdmaster |
| "C++ has no owner or "sugar daddy" to supply development muscle, "free" libraries, and marketing." -- Bjarne Stroustrup | 56 days ago at 16:43 by chardan |
| Nerdmaster may be dead, but he's still pretty INMO. | 56 days ago at 16:19 by Nerdmaster |
| Nerdmaster may be dead, but he's still pretty. | 57 days ago at 22:28 by Doc |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits | Auxiliary words: Fart, Turd, Twat | Gee, he was just here a minute ago. | 57 days ago at 20:01 by Doc |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits || auxillary words: Fart, Turd, Twat | Gee, he was just here a minute ago. | 57 days ago at 03:16 by furrbag |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits || auxillary words: Fart, Turd, Twat | 58 days ago at 17:32 by emag |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits | 58 days ago at 01:42 by gloin |
| RIP George Carlin: 6/22/2008 | 58 days ago at 01:40 by gloin |
| And you, daughter of London, there is something on your back. | 59 days ago at 12:12 by Doc |
| My bad, bad angel put the devil in me. | 60 days ago at 11:31 by Doc |
| I cannot. | 61 days ago at 19:11 by Doc |
| I know you can walk on water, but can you walk on a blue-ringed octopus? | 61 days ago at 17:58 by Dybbuk |
| I know you can walk on water, but can you walk on *this* much beer? | 61 days ago at 13:32 by Doc |
| I know you can walk on water, but can you walk on this much beer? | 61 days ago at 13:31 by Dybbuk |
| Error 22: Idea is too awesome | 61 days ago at 11:40 by bobcrotch |
| Ronnie James Dio is the man on the endomorphic silver mountain! | 62 days ago at 16:22 by Doc |
| Endomorphic | 63 days ago at 23:32 by bobcrotch |
| i am seeking ruby-irc example code or dox | 63 days ago at 21:45 by sam |
| i am seeking ruby-irc example code | 63 days ago at 21:45 by sam |
| HULK DOUCE SMASH BAG | 63 days ago at 17:11 by bobcrotch |
| Guacamole Queen and Liberi Fatali! | 64 days ago at 13:00 by Doc |
| Guacamole Queen and Liberi Fatali | 64 days ago at 12:58 by Doc |
| Guacamole Queen | 64 days ago at 01:19 by bobcrotch |
| RoseTylerMarthaJonesDonnaNobleTardis! | "Everything physical has a fundamental field of non-hertzian energy made up of energetic vortices." | 65 days ago at 13:05 by chardan |
| RoseTylerMarthaJonesDonnaNobleTardis! | 66 days ago at 01:00 by Doc |
| HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS | 69 days ago at 22:20 by sam |
| Ruby-IRC 1.0.12 out. Fixes memory leak (ewwww)| "Once you've knocked it on the head it's only common courtesy to eat it all." -- Fergus Henderson | 71 days ago at 20:14 by PopeKetric |
| "Once you've knocked it on the head it's only common courtesy to eat it all." -- Fergus Henderson | 72 days ago at 17:19 by chardan |
| Professor Song, in the library, with the Doctor | 73 days ago at 12:31 by Doc |
| Magneto is a Jew! | LOLZ CAT IN TEH COMPOOTER! | 74 days ago at 01:23 by Doc |
| LOLZ CAT IN TEH COMPOOTER! | 75 days ago at 21:16 by Doc |
| CatBot endorses the new Disturbed album! | Cowbot has gotta say yes to another excess. | emag is filled with sweet and yummy hate, bitch. | 77 days ago at 11:12 by Doc |
| Cowbot has gotta say yes to another excess. | emag is filled with sweet and yummy hate, bitch. | 77 days ago at 08:53 by Doc |
| Cowbot has gotta say yes to another excess. | emag is filled with sweet and yummy hate, bitch. | 77 days ago at 08:52 by Doc |
| Excuse me. Have you seen a razberry driving a sports car? | emag is filled with sweet and yummy hate, bitch. | 78 days ago at 22:54 by razberry |
| Excuse me. Have you seen a razberry driving a sports car? | 78 days ago at 00:54 by Doc |
| Excuse me. Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car? | Two people can never be wrong about the same thing. | 79 days ago at 17:15 by dialmaster |
| Excuse me. Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car? | 79 days ago at 09:36 by Doc |
| bobcrotch: TowelieBot: suck a bag of dicks | Davros Does Daleks! | #ngs psychiatry hour at 11pm | 81 days ago at 01:46 by dialmaster |
| bobcrotch: TowelieBot: suck a bag of dicks | Davros Does Daleks! | Keyser Soze said "D'oh!" after he shot his wife and kids! | 83 days ago at 18:16 by Doc |
| Davros Does Daleks! | Keyser Soze said "D'oh!" after he shot his wife and kids! | 86 days ago at 12:05 by Doc |
| Keyser Soze said "D'oh!" after he shot his wife and kids! | 87 days ago at 09:57 by Doc |
| Nobody tells Keyser Soze where he can and cannot piss, but can he play with matches? He is blind, too blind to see! | 90 days ago at 20:14 by Doc |
| Nobody tells Keyser Soze where he can and cannot piss. | But can he play with matches? He is to blind, to blind to see. | 90 days ago at 20:14 by Nerdmaster |
| Nobody tells Keyser Soze where he can and cannot piss. | 90 days ago at 20:13 by Doc |
| she was very turned on by the television... and vice versa | 93 days ago at 12:28 by sam |
| Dial should not be allowed to set topics! | 93 days ago at 11:05 by Doc |
| I would not mind fist-fucking your girlfriend! | 93 days ago at 02:16 by dialmaster |
| Debian random cat is not random | 96 days ago at 09:45 by Doc |
| Dybbuk returns on Tuesday! Please hold his calls. || My Catholic priest molested your honor roll student: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/toejam13/fun/catholic-honorstudent.jpg | 97 days ago at 18:56 by emag |
| Dybbuk returns on Tuesday! Please hold his calls. | 97 days ago at 00:57 by Dybbuk |
| At today's "town hall meeting," Craig Johnson (some exec of something-or-other) said that MF was "hitting" on all cylinders. THREE TIMES. | 98 days ago at 19:50 by Nerdmaster |
| "Who would want to do machine architecture or write software without taking psychedelics at some point in th |